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Welcome to the Cartoonjazz.com Women Cartoon Page

Funny cartoon pictures and cartoon screensavers for women, grandmothers, daughters, expectant mothers, parents, sisters, and girlfriends. A unique gift for woman, man or even a child! A picture perfect woman gift idea for Mother's Day!


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Product Name: #0046

Description: 
Room in house looks like padded room in a loony bin. Crib has straight jacketed baby in it. Proud new mother says to her husband:

Caption: 
Honey, do you like the way I "baby-proofed" the house?

Price : 
$129.99



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Product Name: #0047

Description: 
Very pregnant woman reading Hamlet to her baby (microphone near her mouth, speaker near her stomach). Camus’ “The Stranger” at her side. Mozart’s Requiem is playing in the background (show CD. Mozart’s Requiem on label next to Stereo).

Caption: 
She'll have the first baby to commit suicide in utero.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0059

Description: 
Very pregnant woman at the top of the ski jump. Very pregnant woman landing tremendous jump off ski jump ramp. Baby pops out with umbilical card attached and goes another another ten yards.

Caption: 
Breaking the last discrimination barrier -- the third trimester ski jump / It's a new world record and presumably a smooth labor.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0944

Description: 
The author of the book "The Latke Diet" is signing books at a table. Table is filled with latkes, sour cream and applesauce. One women says to another.

Caption: 
It's refreshing when an author actually admits you WON'T lose weight on her diet.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0058

Description: 
Man and woman are driving on a major suspension bridge between two large cities. Man slams on the brakes as soon as he sees the sign:

Caption: 
Bridge is guaranteed for three years or 50,000 cars, whichever comes first.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0079

Description: 
Man and women in car emerging from Holland Tunnel. Car windshield is opaque and layered in grime. Wipers are ineffective. Man says to woman:

Caption: 
But officer, but this time I really wanted the squeegee guy to clean my windshield.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0713

Description: 
Woman and man walking along a beach at night. She looks up at the sky and see constellations in the shapes of shoes. Sign at the top of the cartoon says:

Caption: 
Isn’t it romantic?

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0919

Description: 
Woman with baby carriage in front of picture window with shoes on display say to crying baby:

Caption: 
I know that you want milk right now, sweetie, but mommy just saw this adorable pair of shoes and we can't afford both.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0945

Description: 
Husband and wife in car are stranded on asteroid hovering over earth. Husband says to wife:

Caption: 
I'll concede that we may be a little lost, but our global positioning satellite navigation system will get us home eventually.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0953

Description: 
Office meeting room with several employees sitting around a table. Boss is holding a bomb, and the employees are looking scared. Boss says to employees:

Caption: 
I don't want you to feel you are under any pressure, but I brought this timer so you'll know our little impasse needs to be diffused in twenty minutes…I'll be back then.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0013

Description: 
Woman holding tiny Chihuahua to husband. They are in front of their house and a bag of dog food bigger than the garage is in the driveway. She says to him:

Caption: 
I know you think it will take Fifi several lifetimes to finish the bag, but it was the only size they had at the warehouse club and we'll save a fortune eventually.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0052

Description: 
Title says: The White Lie. Totally chaotic room. Dishes, clothes piled to ceiling. Young man on phone to this mother:

Caption: 
Mom, you'll be happy to know that at your suggestion I just bought a closet organizer -- everything is neat as a pin.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0946

Description: 
Two women talking to each other.

Caption: 
If I recycle husbands every two years, do I qualify as an environmentalist?

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #1003

Description: 

Caption: 
You know I love that woman. Next anniversary I'm going to get her an even bigger rock for her other hand.

Price : 
$129.99
 

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Product Name: #0715

Description: 
Extraterrestrial alien woman with very, very long thin legs, trying on shoes.

Caption: 
I told you that high heels really show off your legs.

Price : 
$129.99
 

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Product Name: #0718
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Description: 
Woman wearing porcupine type shoes with quills protruding all around. She has just stabbed a man who got too close.

Caption: 
She used to wear shoes to attract men, now she wears shoes to repel them.

Price : 
$129.99
 

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Product Name: #0930
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Description: 
Man and woman in dairy aisle of supermarket. In back stockroom, stock personnel are adding water to the milk bottles. Woman says to man:

Caption: 
No, I don't think their non-fat milk tastes a little watery, why do you say that?

Price : 
$129.99
 
 

 
 
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