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Welcome to the Cartoonjazz.com Pets & Animals Cartoon Page

A funny cartoon picture is the perfect pet lover gift! A great gift for an animal lover, dog lovers, cat lovers, pet stores, farmers, vets - perfect for home, office or kennel. Cartoon screensavers are a unique gift of laughter. Free screensaver demo!


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Product Name: #0016

Description: 
One dog to another as his owner is about to throw a stick

Caption: 
I humor him because he only knows a few commands.

Price : 
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Product Name: #0063

Description: 
Two pigs wallowing in the mud. One pig says to the other:

Caption: 
What makes everyone think they know what makes me happy?

Price : 
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129.99
 


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Product Name: #0003

Description: 
Two dogs. One on a leash in front of fat man saying to the other dog:

Caption: 
I don't really need to go for a walk, but he needs the exercise.

Price : 
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129.99



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Product Name: #0035

Description: 
Husband pig lounging in easy chair talking to his nagging pig-wife (in an apron) who is in the kitchen.

Caption: 
Did it ever occur to you that by virtue of my showing up at all, I AM bringing home the bacon?

Price : 
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Product Name: #0019

Description: 
Evening setting. Two dogs are eyeing a rabbit. Male dog says to female:

Caption: 
Want to eat out tonight?

Price : 
$
129.99

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Product Name: #0012

Description: 
Man playing guitar is surrounded by baby chicks looking at him adoringly, says to another man. (Men)

Caption: 
I told you a guitar is a chick magnet!

Price : 
$
129.99

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Product Name: #0010

Description: 
Family peering into a fishbowl. Two goldfish in a bowl talking:

Caption: 
Do you ever wish you had a little more privacy?

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0030

Description: 
Two dogs munching on big juicy steaks on the floor. Their master is eating an identical steak at the table. One dog says to the other:

Caption: 
I know I should be watching my cholesterol but I just wish he would set a better example.

Price : 
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Product Name: #0049

Description: 
Bee with feet up on Lazy-Boy easy chair sipping nectar from a beer bottle. Has on a “Lazy As A Bee Tee-shirt”. Also has a significant beer belly and is watching a wide-screen TV with pictures of ardent bees gathering nectar from flowers.

Caption: 
Busy as a bee" has never applied to Charlie.

Price : 
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Product Name: #0932

Description: 
Bald man is walking through a park, while reading the newspaper. Eagle is flying overhead to swoop him up. In a tree in the distance, several other bald men are in a bird's nest.

Caption: 
Hair today, gone tomorrow

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0025

Description: 
Book worm reading book in library. One worm says to another:

Caption: 
I don't know what he sees in books that he can't get by eating through them.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0014

Description: 
Lots of dogs and owners in an area that is obviously used by dogs to do their business. One dog to another:

Caption: 
This is some valuable real estate.

Price : 
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Product Name: #0001

Description: 
Car says: "Just married" on the side. Tin cans are tied to the bumper. Car is going around in circles. One dog says to another:

Caption: 
I bet you a T-Bone he never catches his tail.

Price : 
$
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Product Name: #0007

Description: 
Front view of man walking a dog. Side view showing that man is actually a cardboard cutout.

Caption: 

Price : 
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Product Name: #1008

Description: 
Front view of man walking a dog. Side view showing that man is actually a cardboard cutout.

Caption: 
How to elude the dog catcher by pretending you have a master.

Price : 
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Product Name: #0036

Description: 
Two turtles are talking in front of a restaurant. One turtle says to the other:

Caption: 
I don't care if it puts us on the culinary map, I still don’t like the thought of turtle soup.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0002

Description: 
Cat reading mouse his Miranda rights before pouncing:

Caption: 
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be held against you.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0026

Description: 
Two parakeets talking in a cage. One says to the other:

Caption: 
You know, I am a little tired of your "tweet, tweet, tweet" catch phrase

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0926

Description: 
Several cats are rummaging through a garbage dumpster. One cat says another:

Caption: 
Ever since they got ISO certification, I noticed an improvement in the quality of their garbage.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0904

Description: 
Several jungle animals are standing in a forest. In the middle of them is a water cooler. One animal says to the others:

Caption: 
I'm not so crazy about how they upgraded the watering hole last week.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0644

Description: 
Chicken with beautiful set of teeth is in dentist chair. Smiles and says to shocked dentist:

Caption: 
Don't be shocked doc, I've still got all my teeth because I've been flossing since I was a young chick.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0009

Description: 
Two horses, with riders, are running a race. One horse is talking to the other:

Caption: 
If you think you’re going to win this derby, you're just a human's ass.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0028

Description: 
Two dogs being given a steak by their master (an old man). One dog to the other:

Caption: 
Who said you can't teach an old man new tricks?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0013

Description: 
Woman holding tiny Chihuahua to husband. They are in front of their house and a bag of dog food bigger than the garage is in the driveway. She says to him:

Caption: 
I know you think it will take Fifi several lifetimes to finish the bag, but it was the only size they had at the warehouse club and we'll save a fortune eventually.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0015

Description: 
Twenty different breeds of dogs milling about in a dog run. Their owners are faceless humans who are indistinguishable from each other. One dog says to another:

Caption: 
I can't tell humans apart because they all look alike, can you?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0042

Description: 
Two dogs digging through a pile of laundry. One, with sock in his mouth says:

Caption: 
Tell her it's not my fault I have an addictive personality.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0075

Description: 
Two dogs, male and female, eating dog food in bowls. Female says to male:

Caption: 
I will readily admit that our diet is bland, but I am willing to make the sacrifice because we stand a good chance to live to see our great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandchildren.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0716

Description: 
Girl dog wearing dog booties says to another dog (in winter with snow on ground):

Caption: 
I know that booties are not fashionable, but in this weather I choose comfort over style.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0011

Description: 
Two fish talking inside aquarium while looking at a broken fishbowl with fish flopping around:

Caption: 
I told them many times, fish who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0917

Description: 
Turkey in prison eating last meal. Imprisoned turkey says to the other:

Caption: 
Well just what else should I have asked for my last meal?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0022

Description: 
Two ducks, husband and wife, facing each other at the breakfast table. Husband reading the paper.

Caption: 
How dare you think I'll duck the issue!

Price : 
$
129.99
 

 
 
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