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 Welcome to the Cartoonjazz.com Men Cartoon Page

Funny cartoon pictures and cartoon screensavers for men, grandfathers, sons, parents, children, brothers and boyfriends. A unique gift for man, woman or child!  Hanging wall art makes a picture perfect man gift idea for Father's Day!


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Product Name: #0044

Description: 
Man to woman holding book on Astrology. They are at party and he is trying to be nice to her with difficulty even though she is an airhead, because she is very attractive. She has just asked him if he believes in astrology.

Caption: 
Astrology? Sure I believe that my day-to-day existence is affected by a few arbitrary stars trillions of miles away, mistakenly chosen by scientifically ignorant ancients out of a firmament containing quintillion! Doesn't everybody?

Price : 
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129.99



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Product Name: #0012

Description: 
Man playing guitar is surrounded by baby chicks looking at him adoringly, says to another man.

Caption: 
I told you a guitar is a chick magnet!

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0932

Description: 
Bald man is walking through a park, while reading the newspaper. Eagle is flying overhead to swoop him up. In a tree in the distance, several other bald men are in a bird's nest.

Caption: 
Hair today, gone tomorrow

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0927

Description: 
Two men are standing in front of the men's room. On the door is a flow chart with processes. One man says to the other:

Caption: 
I know that technically there are inputs, outputs and activities here, but I think our ISO rep went too far in listing our lavatory as one of our main business processes.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0049

Description: 
Bee with feet up on Lazy-Boy easy chair sipping nectar from a beer bottle. Has on a “Lazy As A Bee Tee-shirt”. Also has a significant beer belly and is watching a wide-screen TV with pictures of ardent bees gathering nectar from flowers.

Caption: 
Busy as a bee" has never applied to Charlie.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0001

Description: 
Car says: "Just married" on the side. Tin cans are tied to the bumper. Car is going around in circles. One dog says to another:

Caption: 
I bet you a T-Bone he never catches his tail.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0925

Description: 
Men in suits sitting around a table. They are discussing an educational toy, and one of the men is pounding on the toy with a hammer. Man is talking on a phone:

Caption: 
No sir, I don't think we need to change the manufacturing specs on our newest educational line. It would be cheaper to just instruct our toddler consumers to just pound harder.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0007

Description: 
Front view of man walking a dog. Side view showing that man is actually a cardboard cutout.

Caption: 

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0048

Description: 
“Cave U.” carved in stone at entrance to University. Anasasi caves built into hill- with “(dormitory sign). “Science building” sign on one of caves (Open pit fires). Father says to son at entrance:

Caption: 
I'll admit, son, that maybe we should have visited Cave U. before your first day as a freshman and that the food and housing don't look up to par, but it has an excellent department of anthropology.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0058

Description: 
Man and woman are driving on a major suspension bridge between two large cities. Man slams on the brakes as soon as he sees the sign:

Caption: 
Bridge is guaranteed for three years or 50,000 cars, whichever comes first.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0079

Description: 
Man and women in car emerging from Holland Tunnel. Car windshield is opaque and layered in grime. Wipers are ineffective. Man says to woman:

Caption: 
But officer, but this time I really wanted the squeegee guy to clean my windshield.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0081

Description: 
Boy being interviewed in college admissions office. Admissions officer to boy:

Caption: 
Of course we understand that you didn't take the SAT tests because it conflicted with Saturday morning cartoons.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0082

Description: 
An extremely dented car. Son and father in front of car. Son says to father:

Caption: 
In the interest of not prejudicing the examiner, don't you think we should beg, borrow, or steal another car for the driving test?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0713

Description: 
Woman and man walking along a beach at night. She looks up at the sky and see constellations in the shapes of shoes. Sign at the top of the cartoon says:

Caption: 
Isn’t it romantic?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0945

Description: 
Husband and wife in car are stranded on asteroid hovering over earth. Husband says to wife:

Caption: 
I'll concede that we may be a little lost, but our global positioning satellite navigation system will get us home eventually.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0953

Description: 
Office meeting room with several employees sitting around a table. Boss is holding a bomb, and the employees are looking scared. Boss says to employees:

Caption: 
I don't want you to feel you are under any pressure, but I brought this timer so you'll know our little impasse needs to be diffused in twenty minutes…I'll be back then.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0954

Description: 
Sign at top of cartoon says “VEGAS ROBBERY”. Mafiosa type man in open necked shirt with gold chain and other jewelry has Vegas Bimbo by his side . He is being robbed by a man with a gun in his pocket. Victim says:

Caption: 
I’m willing to bet you don’t have a gun in your pocket. If you do, I’ll give you double the money I have in my wallet.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0030

Description: 
Two dogs munching on big juicy steaks on the floor. Their master is eating an identical steak at the table. One dog says to the other:

Caption: 
I know I should be watching my cholesterol but I just wish he would set a better example.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0077

Description: 
Man dropping off son for college.

Caption: 
I know, son, that you would rather major in the meaning of life, rather than accounting, but understand that this portends that you will likely end up majoring in the meaning of poverty.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0003

Description: 
Two dogs. One on a leash in front of fat man saying to the other dog:

Caption: 
I don't really need to go for a walk, but he needs the exercise.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0028

Description: 
Two dogs being given a steak by their master (an old man). One dog to the other:

Caption: 
Who said you can't teach an old man new tricks?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0035

Description: 
Husband pig lounging in easy chair talking to his nagging pig-wife (in an apron) who is in the kitchen.

Caption: 
Did it ever occur to you that by virtue of my showing up at all, I AM bringing home the bacon?

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0038

Description: 
Fat man walking sitting on a chair which is rigged to a treadmill eating a sugar donut. Lots of food is displayed on the side of the treadmill (chocolate milk, beers, pretzels, etc.).

Caption: 
The Who Are You Kidding Machine

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0022

Description: 
Two ducks, husband and wife, facing each other at the breakfast table. Husband reading the paper.

Caption: 
How dare you think I'll duck the issue!

Price : 
$
129.99



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Product Name: #1003

Description: 

Caption: 
You know I love that woman. Next anniversary I'm going to get her an even bigger rock for her other hand.

Price : 
$129.99



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Product Name: #1011

Description: 

Caption: 
Dad was conflicted about his desire for immortality, so we opted to freeze his ashes.

Price : 
$129.99
 
 
 
 
 
 

 


 
 
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