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Welcome to the Cartoonjazz.com Medical Cartoon Page

We have beautifully framed medical cartoon humor and cartoon screensavers for home, waiting room, office or hospital. Medical cartoons are a perfect doctor gift!

Any doctor or nurse can now get their patients to relax with a laugh and a smile.


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Product Name: #0687

Description: 
Two toddlers playing doctor. Girl has stethoscope. Boy says:

Caption: 
I'm sorry, I can't play doctor with you anymore because I can't afford the malpractice insurance.

Price : 
$129.99
 

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Product Name: #0940

Description: 
Man in Doctor attire is begging on a street corner selling pencils. The sign in front of him reads:

Caption: 
My son got into a good private college

Price : 
$129.99



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Product Name: #0686

Description: 
Sign as top of cartoon “Extra income Opportunities” Doctor is in trench coat at Grand Central Station. Opens coat to reveal stethoscope, big thermometer and other instruments. Says to commuter:

Caption: 
Psst, buddy, wanna buy a cheap checkup?

Price : 
$129.99
 

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Product Name: #0947

Description: 
Very sad Incandescent light bulb (instead of man's' head on a regular body) is at bar drinking a beer. Other various kinds of bulbs are also sitting at bar (metal halide, fluorescent, spot light, etc.) The bulb is almost crying in his beer:

Caption: 
My doctor told me I only have 750 hours to live.

Price : 
$129.99
 



 

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Product Name: #0060

Description: 
Young woman with pronounced fish face looking into mirror. Her mother says to her:

Caption: 
I told you not to get your nose fixed by a plastic sturgeon.

Price : 
$129.99


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Product Name: #1007

Description: 

Caption: 
Wait your turn. My wife wanted me to scan the cantaloupe she bought for dinner first, to see if it was ripe.

Price : 
$129.99

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Product Name: #0683

Description: 
Signs says “medical office” in doctor’s office. Patient’s temperature and blood pressure is being taken. Patients are also being giving haircuts, manicures and pedicure.

Caption: 
Ever since we bought this beauty salon, our medical practice has boomed.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0700

Description: 
Doctor coming home late at night. Wife greets him at door and says:

Caption: 
With the hours you've been keeping, I think you need a vacation at an exotic location -- Your Home!

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0682

Description: 
Doctors office. Assembly line. Patients coming off assembly line are split into two lines and stamped “Okay” or “More tests”. Doctor has two huge stamps and says to nurse:

Caption: 
No, I don't believe we practice assembly line medicine, I always give my patients quality, if not quantity time.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0698

Description: 
“General Hospital” sign on hospital which is next to corn field. Doctor is next to elegant and very pregnant women, and is pointing to the field, where other women are squatting and giving birth. He says to woman…

Caption: 
Due to liability issues, we are asking our patient’s to follow their ancestor’s customs, and give birth naturally by themselves, out in the field.

Price : 
$129.99
 

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Product Name: #0703

Description: 
Red light district. Woman scantily clad talking to men in cars, some exchanging money, prostitute in foreground is talking to man in car with MD plates. She says:

Caption: 
But honey, ever since I put you through medical school you promised me that when our kids reached a certain age I could go back to work.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0931

Description: 
The Nurse Olympics. Hospital setting. Nurses are running around, taking care of patients at record speed. One patient says to another:

Caption: 
I'm not sure how the scoring works. Are nurses getting points weighted more for speed or for quality of care.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0701

Description: 
Two doctors. One is dressed in Hawaiian shirt and hat and is carrying drink with umbrella.

Caption: 
I don’t want to say you are not pulling your weight as a partner, but I wish you could contribute more than just mixing drinks for our patients.

Price : 
$129.99
 

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Product Name: #0073

Description: 
Chief Cardiologist in his office. “Happy the Clown” is holding a bouquet of balloons.

Caption: 
Doctor Happy, forgive me, you're not exactly what I expected when I advertised for an angioplasty specialist to join our cardiology practice.

Price : 
$
129.99

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Product Name: #0688

Description: 
Doctor is ironing his scrubs.

Caption: 
My definition of an obsessive compulsive is anyone that irons his scrubs.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0684

Description: 
Sign at the top of cartoon says: “Truth in advertising.” Picture of women on TV holding a drug bottle.

Caption: 
Our miracle drug is strongly recommended by doctors who are highly compensated by us and who are ostracized by the rest of their profession.

Price : 
$
129.99

 

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Product Name: #1009

Description: 

Caption: 
Honey, I know you don't think I remember the names of our kids, but I developed a mnemonic like I used in Med School that reminds me how I feel about them ...'T'om, 'I'ris, 'R'ick, 'E'ddy, 'D'arla."

Price : 
$129.99
 

 

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Product Name: #1010

Description: 

Caption: 
Sign reads: Thanks for understanding. Due to health care economics, we have been forced to charge for all services

Price : 
$129.99
 

 

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Product Name: #0680

Description: 
Steers and cows in line, about to be branded. One says to another:

Caption: 
Life would be good if it weren't for this unnecessary documentation.

Price : 
$129.99
 

 

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Product Name: #0681 3.gif

Description: 
Neurosurgeon singing and dancing during operation

Caption: 
Iím digging in the brain, just digging in the brain, what a glorious feeling, Iím happy again!

Price : 
$129.99
 

 

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Product Name: #0702  3.gif

Description: 
Patient gagging on tongue depressor

Caption:
   We found the way to cut costs considerably in our practice by reusing tongue depressors.

Price : 
$129.99
 
 

 

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Product Name: #0958   3.gif

Description: 
Nurse to surprised patient:

Caption:
  The doctor tries to train his patients to communicate their ailments precisely.

Price : 
$129.99
 

 

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Product Name: #0965    3.gif

Description: 
Man selling hotdogs from a hot dog stand.

Caption:
  I was thinking about med school, but my father was a doctor -- that's why I stayed out of medicine.

Price : 
$129.99
 

 

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Product Name: #0967    3.gif

Description: 
Doctors Office. Worried, middle aged, bald heavy set man in suit is patting his pockets looking of something. He has a pair of glasses perched high on his forehead. Doctor is putting up X-Rays on light box that shows a set of car keys in stomach. Doctor looks at patient and says:

Caption:
 I've got good news, I think we've located both your lost eyeglasses AND car keys. 

Price : 
$129.99
 
 

 
 
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