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Welcome to the Cartoonjazz.com Family Cartoon Page

A funny family cartoon or cartoon screensavers for parents, friends, grandparents, neighbors, and expectant mothers. Unique family reunion gifts of laughter for the hard to gift recipient. A great family gift idea for Mother's Day or Father's Day!


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Product Name: #0046

Description: 
Room in house looks like padded room in a loony bin. Crib has straight jacketed baby in it. Proud new mother says to her husband:

Caption: 
Honey, do you like the way I "baby-proofed" the house?

Price : 
$129.99

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Product Name: #0714

Description: 
Girl baby in crib reaching up to mobile with tiny women’s shoes hanging from strings.

Caption: 
Aren't you starting her a little early?

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0937

Description: 
Dentist office. Nurse is following patient out of office. Patient is holding a baby.

Caption: 
I'm sorry Mrs. Johnson -- because he has already canceled twice, the doctor told me we have to hold your daughter in custody until your husband comes in for his annual checkup.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0942

Description: 
Bar Mitzvah Party. People are dancing to music being played by a DJ. An old man is lying on the floor, holding his ears. One woman guest says to another:

Caption: 
Too bad, they forgot to tell him to turn his hearing aid down before the DJs showed up. I hope he survives -- as the grandfather, he is supposed to be in the candle lighting ceremony later.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0048

Description: 
“Cave U.” carved in stone at entrance to University. Anasasi caves built into hill- with “(dormitory sign). “Science building” sign on one of caves (Open pit fires). Father says to son at entrance:

Caption: 
I'll admit, son, that maybe we should have visited Cave U. before your first day as a freshman and that the food and housing don't look up to par, but it has an excellent department of anthropology.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0058

Description: 
Man and woman are driving on a major suspension bridge between two large cities. Man slams on the brakes as soon as he sees the sign:

Caption: 
Bridge is guaranteed for three years or 50,000 cars, whichever comes first.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0919

Description: 
Woman with baby carriage in front of picture window with shoes on display say to crying baby:

Caption: 
I know that you want milk right now, sweetie, but mommy just saw this adorable pair of shoes and we can't afford both.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0945

Description: 
Husband and wife in car are stranded on asteroid hovering over earth. Husband says to wife:

Caption: 
I'll concede that we may be a little lost, but our global positioning satellite navigation system will get us home eventually.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0700

Description: 
Doctor coming home late at night. Wife greets him at door and says:

Caption: 
With the hours you've been keeping, I think you need a vacation at an exotic location -- Your Home!

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0077

Description: 
Man dropping off son for college.

Caption: 
I know, son, that you would rather major in the meaning of life, rather than accounting, but understand that this portends that you will likely end up majoring in the meaning of poverty.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0010

Description: 
Family peering into a fishbowl. Two goldfish in a bowl talking:

Caption: 
Do you ever wish you had a little more privacy?

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0037

Description: 
First day of school. School bus filled with kids is stopping in front of a house which has a sign entitled “THE MACHIAVELLIS”. Father is holding the hand of his six-year old son and says to him

Caption: 
It's your first day at school, son. Remember, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0052

Description: 
Title says: The White Lie. Totally chaotic room. Dishes, clothes piled to ceiling. Young man on phone to this mother:

Caption: 
Mom, you'll be happy to know that at your suggestion I just bought a closet organizer -- everything is neat as a pin.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0689

Description: 
Operation

Caption: 
His family wanted a surprise present for the “man who has everything” so I am giving him a third kidney.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0915

Description: 
Family at table celebrating Thanksgiving. Mother brings out platter with football on it.

Caption: 
Happy Thanksgiving

Price : 
$129.99
 

 

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Product Name: #1009

Description: 

Caption: 
Honey, I know you don't think I remember the names of our kids, but I developed a mnemonic like I used in Med School that reminds me how I feel about them ...'T'om, 'I'ris, 'R'ick, 'E'ddy, 'D'arla."

Price : 
$129.99
 
 
 

 


 
 
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