s
Specializing in direct marketing, email marketing, guerilla marketing.  For all your advertising needs, Custom Cartoons by Advertoons is your advertising expert
Click to learn more

Welcome to the Cartoonjazz.com Children Cartoon Page

Funny child cartoon pictures and screensavers for home or office. A unique gift for parents and kids of all ages. Picture perfect for men, women, friends and family. A funny kid picture makes a gift idea for Mother's Day or Father's Day!


Product Name: #0046

Description: 
Room in house looks like padded room in a loony bin. Crib has straight jacketed baby in it. Proud new mother says to her husband:

Caption: 
Honey, do you like the way I "baby-proofed" the house?

Price : 
$129.99



Product Name: #0047

Description: 
Very pregnant woman reading Hamlet to her baby (microphone near her mouth, speaker near her stomach). Camus’ “The Stranger” at her side. Mozart’s Requiem is playing in the background (show CD. Mozart’s Requiem on label next to Stereo).

Caption: 
She'll have the first baby to commit suicide in utero.

Price : 
$129.99
 



(click to enlarge)

Product Name: #0714

Description: 
Girl baby in crib reaching up to mobile with tiny women’s shoes hanging from strings.

Caption: 
Aren't you starting her a little early?

Price : 
$129.99
 



(click to enlarge)

Product Name: #0949

Description: 
Young boy is standing in a classroom. He is holding a paper that clearly states that he received an F. He says to his teacher:

Caption: 
Judging by the proliferation of books, history is constantly being rewritten. Thus, at any given moment, those books are filled with lies. I figured why bother to study ephemera.

Price : 
$129.99
 



(click to enlarge)

Product Name: #0081

Description: 
Boy being interviewed in college admissions office. Admissions officer to boy:

Caption: 
Of course we understand that you didn't take the SAT tests because it conflicted with Saturday morning cartoons.

Price : 
$129.99
 



(click to enlarge)

Product Name: #0082

Description: 
An extremely dented car. Son and father in front of car. Son says to father:

Caption: 
In the interest of not prejudicing the examiner, don't you think we should beg, borrow, or steal another car for the driving test?

Price : 
$129.99
 



(click to enlarge)

Product Name: #0077

Description: 
Man dropping off son for college.

Caption: 
I know, son, that you would rather major in the meaning of life, rather than accounting, but understand that this portends that you will likely end up majoring in the meaning of poverty.

Price : 
$129.99
 

 
 
©Copyright 2003 - 2005 Cartoonjazz.com