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Product Name: #0904

Description: 
Several jungle animals are standing in a forest. In the middle of them is a water cooler. One animal says to the others:

Caption: 
I'm not so crazy about how they upgraded the watering hole last week.

Price : 
$129.99
 

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Product Name: #0029

Description: 
Two skiers going fast down a slope. One about to crash into a tree, oblivious to his impending doom, looks sideways towards his fellow skier:

Caption: 
I always say the key to life is staying focused

Price : 
$129.99
 

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Product Name: #0928

Description: 
Set of office cubicles. Man in bathrobe is napping in a recliner. Food bags on floor, coffee pot and television tuned to the news is on the desk. One worker says to another:

Caption: 
I don't know how you feel, but I think Collingsworth would be better off in a home office setting.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0925

Description: 
Men in suits sitting around a table. They are discussing an educational toy, and one of the men is pounding on the toy with a hammer. Man is talking on a phone:

Caption: 
No sir, I don't think we need to change the manufacturing specs on our newest educational line. It would be cheaper to just instruct our toddler consumers to just pound harder.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0951

Description: 
Employees in "non-emerging technology company" are in chicken wire prison. One observer says to another:

Caption: 
It's the latest in office cubicle design promoting the free flow of air and conversation while reducing unnecessary bathroom breaks.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0654

Description: 
A terrified office worker with balance pole, walking tightrope over office cubicles. Fellow office worker standing beside him on platform says:

Caption: 
I told you when you joined this company that navigating office politics would be a high-wire act.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0953

Description: 
Office meeting room with several employees sitting around a table. Boss is holding a bomb, and the employees are looking scared. Boss says to employees:

Caption: 
I don't want you to feel you are under any pressure, but I brought this timer so you'll know our little impasse needs to be diffused in twenty minutes…I'll be back then.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0653

Description: 
Clown decorating an office that looks like a circus. He is hanging up a picture. Office manager of company says to shocked president:

Caption: 
You'll never guess where I found our new office decorator.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0068

Description: 
A scientist is looking in microscope. He says to another man:

Caption: 
We have a labor problem, the nanobots are forming a union.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0902

Description: 
Office setting. Man and woman having trouble with copy machine. Copier is spewing papers all over the room. Man says to woman:

Caption: 
Miss Johnson, I hope you reminded me to remind you to remind me to get a service contract on this machine.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0927

Description: 
Two men are standing in front of the men's room. On the door is a flow chart with processes. One man says to the other:

Caption: 
I know that technically there are inputs, outputs and activities here, but I think our ISO rep went too far in listing our lavatory as one of our main business processes.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0926

Description: 
Several cats are rummaging through a garbage dumpster. One cat says another:

Caption: 
Ever since they got ISO certification, I noticed an improvement in the quality of their garbage.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0078

Description: 
Man reading in easy chair holding lit cigarette over his head which he is obviously using as a reading light. One woman to another:

Caption: 
He's under the delusion that he is bankrupting the electric utility and conserving our natural resources by reading only under cigarette light.

Price : 
$129.99
 



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Product Name: #0692

Description: 
Doctor and fellow skier at the top of hill. Doctor looks at cell phone and says:

Caption: 
What a coincidence, my broker just sent me a text message that my portfolio is headed downhill.

Price : 
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Product Name: #0693

Description: 
Doctor talking to nurse says:

Caption: 
I had the distinct pleasure of returning the favor by telling my stockbroker that his kidney is non-performing.

Price : 
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Product Name: #0690

Description: 
Boy selling lemonade at stand for 25¢ per cup. Doctor says to him:

Caption: 
Normally I'd like to buy into your stand, but my financial advisor told me not to invest in the food service industry.

Price : 
$
129.99

 




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Product Name: #0952

Description: 
Woman is trying to wedge her foot into a shoe that is obviously too small. Biker looking salesman says to her:

Caption: 
Sorry, Cinderella, you have two choices - either pick a larger size or I could do foot surgery.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0686

Description: 
Sign as top of cartoon “Extra income Opportunities” Doctor is in trench coat at Grand Central Station. Opens coat to reveal stethoscope, big thermometer and other instruments. Says to commuter:

Caption: 
Psst, buddy, wanna buy a cheap checkup?

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0066

Description: 
Hell’s Angel with beard and tattoo buying a case of beer in a liquor store and writing out a check. Shows driver’s license and picture of Amelia Ehrhardt. Cashier says:

Caption: 
It's not that I don't trust you Amelia..uh… Ms. Earhart, but for checks we require two forms of picture ID and ideally both should be current to within a decade.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0933

Description: 
Man dressed as a muskateer is working in a cookie cutter. He is using a sword to cut his cookies. One woman worker says to another:

Caption: 
He may have more flair, but the results are the same.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0024

Description: 
Dog is sitting at imposing desk in office with a sign that says "President". Another dog says to him:

Caption: 
What makes you think you are top dog around here?

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0014

Description: 
Lots of dogs and owners in an area that is obviously used by dogs to do their business. One dog to another:

Caption: 
This is some valuable real estate.

Price : 
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129.99
 


 

 

 

 

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Product Name: #0929

Description: 
Prison setting. Man and woman talking on the phone. They are separated by a glass partition. The man says:

Caption: 
What I miss most is the intimacy of messages from you as conveyed through my attorney.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0082

Description: 
An extremely dented car. Son and father in front of car. Son says to father:

Caption: 
In the interest of not prejudicing the examiner, don't you think we should beg, borrow, or steal another car for the driving test?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0065

Description: 
Turtle and rabbit at start of a race. Turtle to rabbit:

Caption: 
I wish Aesop hadn't put so much pressure on me.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0061

Description: 
Frankenstein in barber chair. Igor is the barber. Barber with chain saw.

Caption: 
This time, Igor, just take a little off the top.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0903

Description: 
Frankenstein in barber chair. Igor is the barber. Igor has haircut like Elvis and says to Frankenstein:

Caption: 
Trust me, based on personal experience, this Elvis hairpiece will make you more attractive to women.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0006

Description: 
Dog digging up back yard saying to another dog:

Caption: 
If you must know, I'm not trying to dig to China, I am merely aerating the soil to promote strong root growth.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0051

Description: 
Many rats abandoning a sinking 3-masted sailing ship which is half under water. Two rats swimming for their lives. Flotsam and jetsam are surrounding them.

Caption: 
Look at it this way -- rather than dwell on the fact that we are abandoning a sinking ship, I prefer to think we are starting out on new lives.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0036

Description: 
Two turtles are talking in front of a restaurant. One turtle says to the other:

Caption: 
I don't care if it puts us on the culinary map, I still don’t like the thought of turtle soup.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0002

Description: 
Cat reading mouse his Miranda rights before pouncing:

Caption: 
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be held against you.

Price : 
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Product Name: #0080

Description: 
Air traffic controllers taking exam. One test taker to another:

Caption: 
I've got attention deficit disorder and don't work well under pressure.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0083

Description: 
Driving instructor and student. Instructor looks like he almost had a heart attack and says:

Caption: 
Yes, I agree that the two foot pedals bear a strong resemblance to each other, but trust me, there is a significant difference in functionality and operation

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0087

Description: 
Landlord with swat team pointing guns at tenant. Landlord to tenant:

Caption: 
We agree. I don't think there is necessarily any intrinsically adversarial relationship between landlord and tenant, but when my bank asks for a mortgage payment I sometimes have to use all the powers of persuasion at my command to collect rent.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0954

Description: 
Sign at top of cartoon says “VEGAS ROBBERY”. Mafiosa type man in open necked shirt with gold chain and other jewelry has Vegas Bimbo by his side . He is being robbed by a man with a gun in his pocket. Victim says:

Caption: 
I’m willing to bet you don’t have a gun in your pocket. If you do, I’ll give you double the money I have in my wallet.

Price : 
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Product Name: #0064

Description: 
Anchor man on TV talking to TV audience in living room.

Caption: 
And now a personal note -- despite the fact that we have lost most of our audience and all of our moral authority in the last ten years, you are still watching us! We admire how you keep bucking the trend.

Price : 
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Product Name: #0703

Description: 
Red light district. Woman scantily clad talking to men in cars, some exchanging money, prostitute in foreground is talking to man in car with MD plates. She says:

Caption: 
But honey, ever since I put you through medical school you promised me that when our kids reached a certain age I could go back to work.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0641

Description: 
Man and woman standing before a judge in a courtroom. On a table are radios marked as evidence. The judge says:

Caption: 
Before I sentence you, exactly how many years have you been listening to and how long have you been members of public radio station WBUR.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0684

Description: 
Sign at the top of cartoon says: “Truth in advertising.” Picture of women on TV holding a drug bottle.

Caption: 
Our miracle drug is strongly recommended by doctors who are highly compensated by us and who are ostracized by the rest of their profession.

Price : 
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Product Name: #0079

Description: 
Man and women in car emerging from Holland Tunnel. Car windshield is opaque and layered in grime. Wipers are ineffective. Man says to woman:

Caption: 
But officer, but this time I really wanted the squeegee guy to clean my windshield.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0069

Description: 
Orchestra conductor is conducting five orchestras at super speed. Two chemists in audience are talking to each other.

Caption: 
No, he's not having convulsions, he's just using my new invention, an auditorium temperature super conducting baton.

Price : 
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129.99
 

 

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Product Name: #0025

Description: 
Book worm reading book in library. One worm says to another:

Caption: 
I don't know what he sees in books that he can't get by eating through them.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0027

Description: 
Two cockroaches are looking at a crowd of huge humans towering over them.

Caption: 
Every time I attend a party, these humans seem to be getting bigger and more numerous.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0062

Description: 
Walrus to penguin:

Caption: 
Has anyone ever told you that you look like a tuxedo?

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0076

Description: 
Wolf man being wheeled into ambulance attached to IVs. One spectator to another:

Caption: 
He cut himself shaving -- I don't like his chances.

Price : 
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129.99
 



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Product Name: #0081

Description: 
Boy being interviewed in college admissions office. Admissions officer to boy:

Caption: 
Of course we understand that you didn't take the SAT tests because it conflicted with Saturday morning cartoons.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0948

Description: 
Boy taking driving test. Crashes through front of test center and says to examiner:

Caption: 
Correct me if I'm wrong, I understand that I have to fail at least two elements in the driving test before I can't pass, right?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



 

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Product Name: #1012

Description: 

Caption: 
I'm touched by your concern as to my financial welfare, but I'm already into stocks and bonds.

Price : 
$129.99
 

 

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Product Name: #0050

Description: 
Six skating judges at Olympics all awarding “3.2, 2.9, etc.” One bearded lady judge gives a 6.0. Skater is a bearded lady also. 

Caption:  “THE FIX IS IN.”

Price : 
$129.99
 
 

 

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Product Name: #0955
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Description: 
Prison setting. Man and woman talking on the phone. They are separated by a glass partition. The man says:

Caption: 
What I miss most is the intimacy of messages from you as conveyed through my attorney.

Price : 
$129.99
 

 

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Product Name: #0956
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Description: 
Office, young man in suit way too small for him is yelling at employees. Observer man says to woman:

Caption: 
When will we tell this S.O.B. (son of the boss) that he is getting too big for his britches?

Price : 
$129.99
 

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Product Name: #0959
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Description: 
Doctor talking in stockbrokers office. Sign says “Ferral, Pinch-Stockbrokers”. Broker says:

Caption: 
Doctor, in these uncertain times, the best advice I can give to cure your ailing portfolio is to take 2000 shares of "Asper, Inc." and call me in the morning.

Price : 
$129.99
 
 

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Product Name: #0962
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Description: 

Caption: 
Ever since I got this "Purify My Air" filter, I've been sleeping like a baby.

Price : 
$129.99
 

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Product Name: #0964
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Description: 
Caveman in cave doing drawing on the wall. 1 bare light bulb hangs down from ceiling and illuminates painting. Painter says to another caveman:

Caption: 
It's not the most energy efficient lighting we could have, but we take what we can get.

Price : 
$129.99
 

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Product Name: #0983
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Description: 
On the Tonight show set (maybe a TV camera in the foreground) , Jay Leno is on the Chopper  he had just been given by Paul senior and Paul Jr. They are both a little shocked when he says to them...

Caption: 
The chopper looks great guys, but you forgot the heated seat

Price : 
$129.99
 

 
 
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