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Car Dealer Screensaver Marketing Program

Funny car cartoon pictures or cartoon screensavers for a new car dealer or office. A picture perfect gift for a new car sale customer. Our custom screensaver is perfect for car dealers as it thanks your customers for buying a new car from you. 

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Product Name: #0976

Description: 
Short, dumpy, balding, disheveled, middle aged man is walking arm in arm with young, drop dead gorgeous six foot model. The model says to her uncomprehending girlfriend:

Caption: 
I love him because he has that new car smell

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0969

Description: 
Prehistoric man says to another who is about to push a huge boulder down a hill:

Caption: 
What kind of mileage do you get with that rock?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0971

Description: 
Car customer is eating car in show room with horrified salesman looking on. Customer says to him:

Caption: 
I didn't want to take your word. After you told me it was a sweet deal, I wanted to see for myself.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0972

Description: 
Homeless bum pointing to $300K car, says to car salesman:

Caption: 
Exactly how much will you pay me to take this car off your hands?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0981

Description: 
 

Caption: 
When will the traffic jam ease up in this *@%#! Showroom?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0978

Description: 
 

Caption: 
I need to know how old the horse is before I can give you a trade-in estimate.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0970

Description: 
Couple is in new car in dealerís lot. Car is on the ground and canít go anywhere because it is lacking tires. Salesman says through open car window to driver:

Caption: 
Oh, you didn't tell me you wanted tires.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0975

Description: 
Man with dilapidated car in driveway looks at neighbors driveway with two luxurious cars and says:

Caption: 
Why do we have to keep up with them? We are the Joneses?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0980

Description: 
 

Caption: 
What cars can I get for $1 down and $1 a month?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0979

Description: 
 

Caption: 
Let me recalculate. I may be off by a decimal point or two. Your monthly car payment should definitely be less than $1 million.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0977BA

Description: 
Two girl toddlers in a playroom. One is sitting behind the wheel of huge SUV, the other is sitting on a tricycle, on the floor, surrounded by toys. The toddler in the SUV leans out the window and says to the other:

Caption: 
I was going to get one of those, but I got a great deal at Bridgewater Acura.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0982

Description: 
 

Caption:  

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0973

Description: 
Huge and not too bright Body builder says to salesman while pointing at way too small subcompact:

Caption: 
How's the mileage?

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0974

Description: 
Car Salesman points to car and says to middle aged woman who is sitting in front of his desk in car showroom, with two cats in her lap:

Caption: 
And it comes fully equipped his and her cat litter boxes.

Price : 
$
129.99
 



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Product Name: #0968

Description: 

Caption: 
Count, I assume you would like the car in black?

Price : 
$129.99
 

 
 
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